The social media sensation Cockroach Janta Party, founded by Abhijeet Dipke, has a new challenger. But now the National Parasitic Front has arrived, and they are not here to play nice. Both outfits have positioned themselves as satirical political movements.

Just like any other great Indian political satire, the jokes are landing since the frustrations underlying these satirical movements are real. The face-off between the Cockroach Janta Party and the National Parasitic Front began after Chief Justice of India (CJI) Surya Kant likened unemployed youth to "cockroaches" and "parasites", triggering outrage online.

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Grab a seat — preferably one you are sure is not already occupied — because this election is unlike anything you have ever seen.

What is the National Parasitic Front?

The National Parasitic Front is being positioned as a rival satirical online movement in opposition to the viral Cockroach Janta Party (CJP). Like CJP, it operates mainly through social media and satire instead of traditional politics.

NPF's manifesto

The party has made certain key promises to its supporters. These include:

• It advocates for a government-assisted matchmaking scheme for every citizen above 18 years of age. "Boys get girlfriends. Girls get boyfriends," the website read.

• Believe it or not, the NPF has also promised resolution of situationship issues within 90 days, a guaranteed clarity or a government apology. If ghosted repeatedly, one shall get an emotional compensation of ₹4,999 directly in their UPI accounts.

• Moreover, a dedicated Ministry of Rizz will be established, and the minister must have a minimum rating of 4.2 on Bumble.

• It said that prices shall be reduced "until long drives become affordable again".

Cockroach Janta Party gets opposition! It's called National Parasitic Front

Cockroach Janta Party gets opposition! It's called National Parasitic Front

Just like any other great Indian political satire, the jokes are landing since the frustrations underlying these satirical movements are real.

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